I am so happy you’re here because Lord knows I love to talk
I’m the friend people go to for restaurant recommendations, positive affirmation, & weekend plans. I order the appetizers and throw the parties. My friends take me on hikes and call the Ubers.
I’m at my best when I am brainstorming. I’m at my worst when I am eating popcorn, attempting pushups, or reconnecting to wifi.
For someone who can take themselves pretty seriously, I do not embarrass easily. I’m fairly easy-going for a control freak. Extremely Type A for a Type B person. Refreshingly low maintenance for someone so seemingly high maintenance. Eat a lot for someone who’s “not that hungry.”Impressively thrifty for someone who looks this expen$ive.
I’m sure I’ll be delighted to know you. I am nothing if not approachable. Reach out and don’t insult me with your formalities!
sometimes I stand up
sometimes I sit down
sometimes I stand up
other times I sit down